Tom Lehrer Quotes

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.In one word he told me secret of succes...

If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or per...

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

I don’t think this kind of thing [satire] has an impact on the unconverted, frankly. It’s not even p...

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

It's a sobering thought: When Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

I know that thete are people who do not love their fellow man and I hate people like that!

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two l...